I think it is fitting that in honour of my favourite and most popular poem- Kim Kardashian’s Arse, I honour my 500th blog with this one.
It is ribald, and bawdy. Just my style. A friend of mine says that I am all about the ass, and I suppose she is right. Somebody sent me the video of Biden farting and I felt he needed my support considering the opposition that he is running against.
Imagine if Trump married Stormy Daniels, she would be Stormy Trump. Sorry, not sorry.
Biden’s Fart Video
Poem
Biden’s Fart
He let one rip
On a diplomatic trip
The crowd were gathered
And their eyes watered
Some had chemical burns to their lungs
As they clenched their bums
Maybe his trump was a salute to Donald
And how he should be honoured
In that Biden farts in his general direction
At his criminal intent for reelection
His time in office and relentless corruption
With thirty-four criminal charges, an impressive selection
So, Biden farted, it shows he is human
A flawed, and farty political specimen
Maybe the salute was going too far
It was somewhat bizarre
But a farty President is better than a crook Who has broken every law in the book
As long as he didn’t follow through
We have all done it. Haven’t you?
By Adele Leahy
