Ibiza Trip

A friend has returned from her holiday in Ibiza and I was reminded of my trip there some years ago. It is such a beautiful island and a friend and I were booked to see Tinie Tempah at The Hard Rock Hotel. Off we trotted and as we were heading down a very busy street lined with bars, we were accosted by a young guy asking us to drink in his bar. We were in our early forties and we guessed he was feeling sorry for the two aul ones.

We tried to get away but he was persistent.   Eventually, he asked us

-Cock, or balls?

-What, we both bellowed

-Cock or balls?

To which he then proceeded to unzip himself and take out his cock and balls to show them off to us.

We couldn’t stop laughing and needless to say we sat down for a drink.

I don’t believe I will ever be invited to take a drink in anyone’s bar in the same manner, during my lifetime. Unless, perhaps, I am attending a BDSM-themed bar.

Any time I see Tinie Tempah now I am reminded of the experience.

Another place we visited was The Lio. https://www.liogroup.com/ibiza/the-experience

It was not as risqué as it is now. The food, cabaret and entertainment were awesome. At the time I had never experienced a theatrical dining experience quite like it. Nowadays it may be deemed a Burlesque Show. Maybe Mr. Cock and Balls is the new manager?

All the best

Stay fab

Adele