Kim Kardashian’s Arse
What a sight to behold
She is outrageous, she is bold
She tried to break the Internet
She displayed her finest virtue, took the bet
We all marveled at her rump
I questioned how she took a dump?
The poor girl what must she do ?
When she really needs a poo?
Must take an hour to appear
As it travels out her rear
The mighty chasm it has to negotiate
The porcelain bowl it’s trying to locate
When at last it sees the light
Oh that poor old sorry shite
It must enter the bowl with glee
Then get showered with a wee
Kim’s cleaning saga commences
As the mile of paper dispenses
Can’t leave a trace
As she struggles with the race
She has another hour to clean her rear
To make the skid marks disappear
Maybe she can install an arse power wash?
Wouldn’t matter how much dosh
As long as her mammoth rear was clean
For when anyone next investigates the scene
Or for when she next unveils her arse
As surely brown speed stripes would embarrass?
God bless her mighty rear
And her incessant quest for cheer
May her days be filled with glee
But her ass? Please let it be.
By
Adele Leahy
