Month: March 2025

A Kangaroo playing with his didgeridoo/ X Rated

https://www.tiktok.com/@veronicadownunder/video/7457115066861702418

Back to the crass.

To wank, or not to wank? That is the question. In this case, the kangaroo chose the former and appeared to demonstrate with gusto how little he cared about being filmed. I must admit I have not seen many animals wanking. Maybe it is a documentary series Sir David Attenborough may consider filming. I don’t think it has been covered before.

The kangaroo is very comfortable in its self-pleasuring. Well, they are massive motherfu*k*rs, I am sure it is very common in the wild, after all, they have all the time in the world, in between foraging for food and hunting. Their motto could be, rest, hunt/forage/ wank, sleep.

I wonder if elephants wank? It would be a sight to see. What about swans? Maybe there is much more going on below the water, and their graceful, serene air of superiority.

All we know about animals in the wild is what is filmed. Gary Larson has always had great insight into the lives of animals. I reckon he has them sussed.

 

Stay fab

Adele

 

 

It appears the entire sexual harassment case was designed to remove the rights to subsequent films written by the author Colleen Hoover from Justin Baldoni. Blake mentions her need for ‘authorship’ in countless interviews and how she wishes to be perceived beyond her physical beauty.

‘Controlling the narrative’ is another phrase she utilises frequently and offers suggestions to the director. Perhaps Blake should write a book/ script to ensure she controls the narrative. I am sure she has many great skills and would excel at being a director too. Her husband, Ryan Reynolds, also enjoys editing scripts and taking over the direction of a movie.

Between Candace and Perez Hilton, daily updating viewers on TikTok of the machinations of the case, it has become riveting. Another TikTokker, Bee Better, has added his investigative expertise with surprising detail and insight.

And, of course, when all else fails,

And I no longer wish the negative narrative to prevail.

I can always write a ditty.

To reverse a state of mind, and return to being witty.

 

Blake and Baldoni

She made a claim.

Began a dangerous game.

Of cat and mouse.

Suspicions were aroused.

Was it unrequited infatuation?

Did she misread the situation?

Ryan threw a wobbler when he got the scent.

His controlling nature went into ascent.

The best form of defence is attack.

Did she have to get back like that?

Attempting to destroy her co-star and director.

This was low, even for her.

It’s now media fodder and propaganda at its best.

Let’s hope they settle and give us all a rest.

Stay fab

Adele

 

I admit I am obsessed with this case.  Last summer, It Ends With Us, by Colleen Hoover, was our chosen book for the book Club. A few of us went to see it in the cinema. On TikTok, random negative press relating to Blake Lively kept appearing. As usual, I took it with a pinch of salt, but it kept appearing. In particular, an interview with a journalist who said she considered leaving journalism following her interview with Lively, as she had been so rude.

Blake’s press tour did appear to be focused primarily on fashion. Grabbing the girls together to watch the movie with popcorn without mentioning the central theme, domestic violence, was her message. Many said her marketing of the movie was tone deaf.

I decided last summer to take a deep dive and noticed that the negative press became more frequent. Fast forward seven months and here we are with one of the most incredible lawsuits. Baldoni’s lawyer has created a website with every email, text message and document on the case, refuting Lively’s claims.

Without boring you with all the details, the appearance of Ryan and Blake on the SNL – Saturday Night Live 50th birthday celebrations was bizarre. Ryan set up a joke where he mocked the entire case where his wife had brought a sexual harassment case against her Director and co-star.

Ouch.

That hurt.

I just fell off my high horse.

Serves me right.

Stay fab

Adele