Stormzy
His Glastonbury headline set will go down in history. It was so good The New Yorker featured an article on his set.
https://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/stormzy-at-glastonbury-king-michael-wears-his-crown
What a dude. A king, as The New Yorker calls him. And what riders. Who knew?
Stormzy demands three mottled daschund puppies and twenty cases of Monster Munch (for his crew). Cala Lillies (painted with blue polka dots, as they remind him of the Virgin Mary), and everyone must bow when they see him.
Fergie (Formerly of The Black-Eyed Peas)
Where Is the Love has to be one of my favourite songs, in particular because of the lyrics. They were way ahead of their time, and William I Am is such a feckin legend.
Fergie’s favourite print is tartan, and she often wears her favourite magnificent tartan Vivienne Westwood dress. Because of this, she insists on Tartan toilet paper.
She adores Kimchi, which preserves her youthful looks. Therefore, Kimchi made by a Cambodian virgin monk who has read Ulysses is a must.
And finally, a Flamingo, a beaver, a giant whisk and a game of Scrabble.
These are quite random, but then again, when you are Fergie, you get what you ask for.
Stay fab
Adele
