I am on a roll here, what with the doggy poetry and now the doggy texting. I came across some Doggy Texts on TikTok and it made me smile. This would be if dogs were able to use mobile phones and text each other. But, you already had it worked out. Apols.
And of course, I had to make up some of my own. Maybe too many. Perhaps I got a bit carried away.
Bite me.
HOP- Hooman on phone
HFF – Hooman forgot food
HFFA – Hooman forgot food AGAIN
HIFU – Hooman is feckin useless
LOSDT – Lots of security detail today
NCEFSD – Not compensated enough for security detail
OTSFH – On toilet supervision for hooman
HASE – Have a scratchy ear
HASA – Have a scratchy arse
NECT – Not enough cuddles today
NEFT – Not enough food today
NETT – Not enough treats today
TAST – Treats are substandard today
NAW – Need a walk
NAWS – Need a walk STAT
IFTND – I fancy the neighbour’s dog
SSTE – Stellar sniffs this evening
FAFS – Found a fab stick
IBOFS – Imperial burial of fab stick
NDIT – New dog in town
NCIT – New cat in town
NSIP – New sniffs in park
Stay fab
Adele
