A Tighter Vagina?
How I laughed when I saw this photo. Apparently, tighter twats are all the rage. The derogatory statements such as bucket fanny or, throwing sausages up O’Connell Street abound and are perpetuated by men.
Although, I am a huge fan of Viz magazine and The Fat Slags are very funny. One of them once said that her one-night stand was so skinny she would have to nail a plank across his backside to stop him from falling in. Bold, brassy and bawdy has always been my sense of humour and I cannot do anything about it now.
I have yet to see a poster with a photo of a man looking for greater girth or length.
When they do get around to it, maybe the tagline could be
- Need a thicker prick?
- Need a longer dick?
- Need a thicker and longer prick?
Although ads for Viagra are very popular in the US. I think I have seen one over here in Ireland.
I’m off to get a tighter twat.
Maybe they can make me a handbag out of the left over skin. A twat bag?
Stay fab
Adele
