Eminem insists on the following,
and why shouldn’t he? I wonder how many times he has been asked to do an advertisement for M&M’s?
- Peanut-free M&Ms. Made with brownie mixture inside.
- Pictures of Barry Manilow and Barbara Streisand all over his dressing room.
- A spoken word poet, from the vicinity, who translates everything he says into rhyme, when he speaks, when he is too tired to do so.
- Nobody is allowed to mention the word Stan, or say the word, Stand, as it sounds too much like Stan, because of his famous song.
Eminem must be one of the greatest songwriters of all time, and he is famed for his insane ability to rhyme. He is obsessed with rhyming, hence this request.
And as for Rihanna. The Queen only deserves the best.
- A Kettle drum must announce her arrival at every time.
- Star-shaped chips
- Jim Henson’s Muppet, Animal needs to give her a five minute animal type prep and motivation on zoom prior to appearing on stage.
- A room odoriser smelling of Barbadian rice, beans, and chicken
- Nobody is allowed to mention rain, or the word-umbrella, because of her famous song.
- Her dog must be patted constantly by a professional dog patter while she is on stage.
Stay fab
Adele
