- Not say hello to the bees, busy on the lavender plants while I walk Buzz & Finn. IMPOSSIBLE.
- Be sullen and ungrateful for the day. Impossible. Although, I have my moments. I am not perfect but sometimes I am so close I can almost taste it.
- Stop saying – This Too Shall Pass, is a great motto for anyone suffering from constipation. Impossible. It makes me smile.
- Not write, in chalk on my local park path – Free swallow aerial display at 4 pm today. Impossible. It is such a spectacular display. The – Slow Down, Snails of Waterside crossing chalk path message, was a success.
- Not submit my three children’s books and the Triple D Comedy script. I have to extract the proverbial digit. Impossible. I have to do it.
- Perfect my Yodelling and Dolphin impersonation. Impossible. They are already perfect.
Which rabbit hole shall I go down today?
- Watch The Monty Python Silly Olympics clip on YouTube in preparation for the real Olympics next month?
- Google all the Irish Athletes that are competing. We have many hopefuls in swimming, boxing, rowing, track and gymnastics.
- Pretend that the Aldi Trolley Dash- when they open a new till- is an actual Olympic event .
All the best
Stay fab
Adele
