Have you ever wondered if fish argue? Well, wonder no more, here is the irrefutable proof.
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- Bladdy, fack ewe, Bladdy fack ewe, bladdy
It does make me smile every time I see it. I am almost thinking of eating fish no more, as I do not wish to contribute to their woes.Almost.
Now, you may have discerned from their accents that the fish may be Middle Eastern or Asian; perhaps it is a territorial issue within the tank. But this must stop. We cannot have fish arguing in this undignified manner.
I wish to propose a new crowdfunding idea – Please Stop Fish Arguing.
What do you think? Perhaps I can organise people to run marathons, host coffee mornings, and, most appropriately, sponsor swims.
Another proposal for a charity I have had recently is – Teaching Flies How to Speak French. Yesterday I noticed a blue bottle on my window, and it seemed quite depressed. We all know that butterflies are multilingual, and I thought, what if we could teach flies to speak French? Surely that would cheer them up?
Let’s do a crowdfunding for Teaching Flies How to Speak French.
What do you think?
Stay fab
Adele
