Sean Lock on How to Avoid Charity Workers.
This is Sean at his best. Although to be honest, he was always at his best.
https://youtu.be/CCYzdDXPoH0?si=mpAferh4WIWqmRti
When he said- Spina Bifida and breadcrumbs I lost it. And I like the nimble dance he employs to try to dodge an overzealous worker.
Charity workers are doing their best but there are so many of them, that it has become a charity onslaught. We also have a history in this country of mismanaging charity funds.
My chosen charities would be The Peter McVerry Trust, Simon Community and Focus Ireland as they support and care for the homeless. I have also written a few poems about the homeless.
But it’s The Donkey Sanctuary that gets me. It is so random. What’s next, Save The Beaver?
However, that could also be linked to a well-known X-rated site.
Last weekend I was cold-called by two well-dressed women in their mid-seventies who were asking if I would like to be a Mormon. I would give anything to know their success rate. What is the chance that somebody will answer their door and say- Crikey, I thought you would never call. This is just what I need. Becoming a Mormon will solve everything.
All the best
Stay fab
Adele
