This must be one of my fav SNL sketches. Kristen Wiig, Amy Poehler, Cameron Diaz
and Ashton Kutcher bring their A-game.
Blow joy cracks me up every time, and
- Look, it’s not going to be as gross as you think
- Excuse me for a minute while I take a quick Kegels break.
- Cougars or Mountain Goats?
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As a wannabe cougar myself, I like to say that I am a trophy wife in the making. Meaning I am atrophying at an alarming rate.
Warning – woeful jokes ahead.
- Do you know that when a cougar gets so old and needs a hearing aid, she becomes a Def Leppard.
- Did you hear about the cougar that went from daily yoga to daily couch surfing?
She went from Namaste to Nom, nom, nom, ass, stay.
- If you are a virgin cougar dater, make sure she is not a cheetah.
- If you date a cougar, avoid any cat-astrophies.
- Purr-play, a cougar’s foreplay.
- A cougar will never admit she is impurrfect.
- A cougar will always ensure you are feline good.
Ok. I am now standing away from the woeful jokes—you’re welcome.
Stay fab
Adele
