Some men have it sussed the world over. If you don’t like doing something, fail, fail and fail again. That way you can get someone else to do it for you. Don’t like washing laundry? Put in the wrong clothes so that everything gets dyed grey. Hey presto. You no longer have to do the laundry.
Don’t like loading the dishwasher? Load it incorrectly so that some of the glasses will break mid cycle and there you go. You will never have to load the dishwasher again.
And here is some advice for women. Don’t like giving head? Make sure you use your teeth. A lot. That way, you will never have to give it again. Don’t like ironing? Make sure you burn a few holes in a shirt or two. This may ward off any further requests for ironing.
Don’t like watching football? Feign interest and keep asking what the ‘offside’ rule is regardless of the number of times you are told.
Ouch. I just fell off my self righteous high horse. I know that relationships are all about compromise. And that chores shared make for a happy union. However, I also know that there are times when the ‘CBA’ card is played- ‘Can’t be arsed’. And I suppose that’s OK too.
That’s all for now
Stay fab
Adele
