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The attention that this cat gives to the dog whilst he is massaging is unbelievable. I almost feel that the cat has mystic powers. Maybe it is called Mystic Pussy? I was called that once. In my heyday. However these days I am a lot less mystic and a tad more simplistic.
The technique that the cat employs is exemplary. The dog is completely under it’s spell. I wonder how and when the cat realized that the dog would love a head massage? Perhaps it had studied the owners rubbing the dog behind it’s ears and thought to itself ‘ I can do that’. And thus ensure that he has the dog completely under it’s control. I always knew that cats are clever but this appears to take it to a whole new level.
The cat appears to be whispering in the dog’s ear. Perhaps it is saying
‘ Listen to me. You shall obey every command I give you following this massage. You will open the fridge . I have tied a scarf to the door. You shall remove the smoked salmon on the 3rd shelf. You will then give it to me . You will NOT under any circumstances eat it yourself. Or I will scratch your balls with my claws. You know what it feels like. I have done it before. Do you understand ?’
Poor doggie he hasn’t a hope of ever re asserting his will.
That’s all for now
Stay fab
Adele