Talking toilet seats

Apparently, this is a thing now. A toilet seat that will talk back to you and comment on whether you need more fiber or not. WPA (Woeful pun alert)  No shit Sherlock.

Really? Is this what we have come to? Surely if you are sitting on the loo for more than 20 minutes you may well have worked out that you may be a tad constipated?

When I was on contract in Kazakhstan, I stayed in a beautiful apartment for 3 months. The toilet was asstounding.  Sorry, astounding. It had all the bells and whistles, and then some.  I don’t actually literally mean bells and whistles.

Imagine, you drop one and the next minute you hear the clanging of a bell and a loud whistle congratulating you for successfully completing a bowel evacuation. It had an in built drier, air freshener, and a heated seat.  It wasn’t exactly like the one in the video, but it was not far off it.


If there are talking toilet seats, what is next?   A toilet with a built in colonoscope with an app on your phone to access it?   A toilet that doubles up as a weighing scales?   Asking you if you really needed those curries chips and burger last night?  The possibilities and applications are endless.


That’s all for now

Stay fab