‘You can get a woman to do anything if you say – at the end of asking her – wit yo fine ass ‘. What a line, it cracks me up. The comedian ‘Lachlan Patterson’ at his very best discussing his ‘clean freak’ girlfriend.
During my childhood I was guilty of asking my brother to wash up the washing up liquid bottle. In my defense it was covered in washing up liquid solidified gunk. I remember him telling me repeatedly what a ridiculous request it was.
I am by no means a ‘clean freak’. I can be untidy at times but within a day or so I will need to return order to my home. Thank God neither Buzz nor Finn moult. I really couldn’t deal with dog hairs everywhere. I would end up resembling Chewbacca if I sat on the couch.
Eco cleaning appears to be the new thing. Apparently a lemon and vinegar will clean almost anything in your home. Who knew? I had entirely limited their use to delicious seasoning on fish and chips. I do however need to clean my patio and beneath the table and chairs which have been covered for winter. I am afraid of what I might find? A family of squirrels playing snooker? Or some mice playing darts? Perhaps a fox on his iPad watching funny animal videos?
That’s all for now