Patio Puzzle

Whilst walking Buzz and Finn today I was pondering the meaning of life. Nothing unusual about this as I have a propensity for daydreaming.

Last week I heard of a psychological and spiritual ruse called a ‘lofty question’. This is where you ask yourself a positive question such as ‘Why am I so blessed’? ‘Apparently because of how the question is framed it allows access to the subconscious.

Anyhoo I was practicing this lofty question. Remembering what a lovely sleep I had. Having gratitude for Buzz and Finn, my health, friends and home. To be honest I was on a bit of a roll with the whole gratitude thing. Whilst walking past someone’s patio and I noticed some poo. I thought to myself ‘Oohh they must have a dog?’ I then thought ‘ What if they didn’t?’.  And a whole new set of visuals entered my mind.

I then went off into Planet Dellyland .Population of one. Thinking of what I would say were the owners of the apartment to come out onto the patio. My opening gambit would be something like ’Hey, I see you have a new dog’, and the person would reply ‘Actually, No’. And then I would slink off with extreme embarrassment for having commented on their patio poo to begin with.

Thank God none of this has happened but I eagerly anticipate seeing their new pet sometime soon.


That’s all for now.

Have a great day.

Stay fab.