Skateboard Pram

Quinny Longboard stroller

https://youtu.be/7jAvRIRMZrA

Yesterday I was driving along minding my own business when I noticed a child standing up on the back of a pram whilst the baby was being wheeled along by its mother.   I began to think of a pram with a skateboard attached and smiled wryly to myself as I considered what a ridiculous concept it was. Of course, once I got home, I had to google it and see if there was such a silly thing.

And hey presto. Here you go. Who knew?   It’s nice that they have considered the safety of the child and given it a helmet but I cannot help but think that it still perhaps is a bit of a safety issue?   The poor child looks like it is almost crying at one point.   And the video has comments turned off?  I would have given anything to have seen what some people that were not fans thought of it.

‘There are even moments when you won’t even think about extortionate house prices as the wind is rushing through your hair’, he says.

Quite possibly there may even be a moment when your child is mid-air and its nappy gets caught in the branch of a tree.

‘It’s about feeling emotions again’.

Maybe a bit like the explosive motions your baby is having into its nappy?  In my view it’s about as safe as a jelly stepladder.   What will they think of next? Chocolate garlic?   Well apparently, they have.

All the best

Stay fab

Adele

Marmaris Mayhem Part 4 ( 4 of 4)

We were asking him for directions back to the harbor and he pointed us in the general direction.   Whilst thanking him he then made the universal sign for tea whilst pointing to a small cottage 2 fields away.

Looking at each other for approval we agreed to join him for tea in the spirit of our wonderful adventure.   It was a standalone remote, very spartan cottage. We were introduced to this boy’s mother.  She served us the tea as we sat on a beautiful threadbare Turkish rug.

She tried to tell us (in sign language as embarrassingly none of us had picked up any of the Turkish language at this stage. We were obviously aiming to stick to our theme of ‘Gobshites on tour’) that she had 10 children and that how her youngest, who was sitting with us, had just been conscripted into the Turkish army.

He had some English and was able to explain what she was saying.   Noticing my camera, she asked me if I would take a picture of him.   Which I did.   He asked if I could post the photo to the local post office as she had no photos of him. I was more than happy to oblige.

The next day we set sail. There was no wind and the engine began to make a funny sound.  It got louder and louder. And eventually it exploded.  Somebody noticed that the genny rope was torn and we guessed that it had wrapped itself around the rudder causing the engine to explode as we had been using it so much.

Myself and a friend put on our snorkel masks to get under the boat and assess the damage. There was a small boat in the hole or was there a small hole in the boat? We had been drinking……This is actually what I said when I surfaced and got back into the boat as I was in shock.

We had to be towed back to Marmaris once we radioed in our damage report. What a disaster. But thankfully we all lived to tell the tale.  My next sailing trip will follow sailing lessons.

 

All the best

Stay fab

Adele

Marmaris Mayhem Part 3 ( 3 of 4)

Extreme sailing fails

https://youtu.be/dFcVnMoDTXk

Our sailing trip was worse than the above. But if you are going to get it wrong there is no point in doing it half arsed.  Have a total fail.  As we did.

The genny rope broke and we lost one of the racing sheets which was worth about $400.   We had to backtrack amidst the storm to see if we could rescue the racing sheet which we did.

Again, looking back, it was a miracle that none of us went overboard as we were not wearing harnesses. It was like sailing for dummies. Which we all were.

The next day was the calm after the storm, there was no wind for about 18 hours. We were using the engine and eventually docked at Fethiya.  Which is one of the most beautiful villages I have ever been to.

We were all exhausted after our adventure and glad to be alive. A restaurant was serving fish caught that day and we had such a beautiful meal. The locals were very friendly and accommodating.

We somehow managed to communicate using charades as we were able to relay the story of our storm experience.   Some of us headed off exploring after we docked. We were walking across the mountain and fields when we met a local. ( Contd tomorrow)

All the best

Stay fab

Adele

Marmaris Mayhem Part 2 ( 2 of 4)

Only Fools and Horses-Grandad’s reaction

https://youtu.be/mIMv8ZyfnJ8

Upon receiving the boat and examining the cabins one of the guys removed a large glass evil eye from the main cabin. My reaction to the evil eye being taken down and put away was the exact same as Grand Dad’s in this video clip.

I had a bad feeling that something bad was going to happen. A very bad feeling. And I should have listened to it.

Our boat was a 50ft, 12 berth Beneteau Oceanis and it was beautiful.  Myself and a friend were first into the main cabin when we noticed a very large glass eagle eye adorning the wall space above the dining area. The evil eye is a well-known middle eastern talisman that wards off evil spirits. It is used as a decoration or a piece of jewelry to bring luck to a home or the wearer.

My friend was having none of it as he wanted a break from all things middle eastern. He took it off the wall and hid it in the back of one of the storage cabins. I mentioned the fact that it was there to bring us luck and he said that we had our own Irish luck with us. Meaning myself.

Two days into the trip and we hit a storm with gale force winds.  None of us had sailing experience, which of course was foolhardy to say the least.  We were completely reliant on our skipper and Captain.

In hind sight I wonder how we managed to charter a boat at all as I am sure nowadays that the companies would insist on at least 30% of the passengers having some kind of sailing experience.

 

To be continued tomorrow

 

All the best

Stay fab

Adele

Marmaris Mayhem Part 1 ( 1 of 4)

I was reminded today by a good friend of a time in the early 90’s when I went sailing on a holiday in Turkey. I took time off from my nursing in the Middle East.

It was singularly the greatest adventure of my life.  And as all good adventures are, one of the greatest disasters.  I have dined out on this story many times and to this day still dream of going back and sailing around the Turkish coast again.   Besides who doesn’t love a big dirty kebab? ………Just me then.

It started with 12 of us from Riyadh in Saudi Arabia wanting to charter a boat and sail around the Mediterranean. One of the gang was a sailor and suggested we head to Marmaris in Turkey as he had skippered chartered boats from there before.

We were all keen to leave the Middle East for some well-earned rest and relaxation. Not having to wear an Abaya and listen to prayer calls all day was great freedom for us all.

Don’t get me wrong, I had a great time in Riyadh (apart from my jail experience. See blog for further details http://adeleleahy.ie/riyadh-jail-part-1/ and http://adeleleahy.ie/riyadh-jail-part-2/) and enjoyed the culture immensely but we all looked forward to a reprieve from the Muslim way of life at times and a bit of western wildness.

All the best

Stay fab

Adele

Gorillas pranking humans

 

I forgot about this video and how intelligent and cute gorillas can be. My forgetfulness reminded me of driving my car yesterday wondering where I had put my phone. Whilst simultaneously looking at it, Google Maps guided me to where I was going.

It was a thought-provoking moment.  My forgetfulness was not what bothered me at the time.  More so the fact that my phone has become such an integral part of me that I can fail to differentiate at times whether I have lost it or not.    Figuratively as well as literally.

I than began to think of the fact that my phone is called an ‘Android’. Was I the Android or the phone?   Who was guiding who at times?    It was all way too much thinking for me as my brain began to hurt.    It did, however, inspire me to write a short story for a competition that I am planning to enter.

Lately I have entered quite a few such competitions just to keep my writing juices flowing. One of the competitions reminds me of when I did drama and elocution as a child.

We often did improvisations and this was always my favorite part of the class.    The writing competition used the same concept with a time limit.   We had 48 hours to write on a genre, location and object of their choosing. If successful there are two more rounds.  Wish me luck.

Sorry for the bum note but looking back on this video now makes me sad to see these beautiful animals in captivity.

All the best

Stay fab

Adele

Wokeness -the sister lake of Loch Ness

I must admit I had to check the dictionary to remind myself of the correct meaning of ‘wokeness’ as I needed to calibrate exactly how woke I am today.

When I first heard the word, I thought that maybe it was a lake close to Loch Ness, just down the road from Puffiness (Where Puff The Magic Dragon lives) . Having enlightened myself I like to think that I am woke.   At least I was when the alarm clock went off this morning. I jest.

However just when I think that I can qualify as being woke I realize how easy it can be to offend nowadays and how I can be taken down by cancel culture.  It is hard sometimes to keep up on the correct terms required for new social norms.

Certain celebrities are now being ostracized for having made hateful racist comments back in the 90’s which is fair as being racist then is no different to being racist now. That is one word that will never lose its meaning.

I heard recently that certain old movies are being cancelled also.  Such as ‘Gone with the wind’ as it sentimentalizes slavery.   Which it does.  I completely agree. And it is wrong.

Regardless of the fact that Hattie McDaniel won the best supporting actress.  Reports note that she was not allowed to sit with the rest of the Hollywood elite due to her color.  However, it will not deter me from watching it again as I love it.

The list of banned/questionable movies is increasing daily.   ‘Dumbo’, ‘The Jungle Book’ and ‘Aladdin’ all required the following warning statement in 2019 ‘may contain outdated cultural depictions’.

Times are changing. We are all changing but it is impossible to re write history.  We will forever require it as a reference to see how far we have come. I am off to indulge in some dreaminess following this post swiftly followed by some laziness.

All the best

Stay fab

Adele

Bat Shit Crazy

How cool are these bats?   Who knew they could shimmy the way that they do?  I can’t help but feel that they all look a bit smug.   Maybe because they don’t have Covid and are hitting a night club during lockdown?  If they are courting does the female bat, bat her eyelashes at the male bat? Just sayin.

I had to research the term ‘Batshit crazy’ as I can attest to being partial to this state of mind at times. Apparently, it comes from the old term ‘bats in the belfry’.

A belfry housed the bells at the top of a church.   As bats use high frequency sonar, they are highly sensitive to sound and would never reside in a belfry where the bells were working.

Subsequently uninhabited belfry’s often housed bats, therefore the saying would intimate that there was nothing going on upstairs.ie. the bells were not working.  ‘Batshit crazy’ goes one step further to describe the abandoned belfry as being coated in batshit.

Perhaps somebody doing the moonwalk around a park whilst walking their dogs could be described as ‘batshit crazy’.  Or doing the ‘bend and snap’ move from Legally Blonde whilst picking up their dog poop (I have mentioned these scenarios in previous blogs) could also be described in the same way.

Either way I insist on embracing my crazy as I believe it is the best part of me. Mediocrity can take a hike.

All the best

Stay fab

Adele

Spike Milligan best acceptance speech ever

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God rest Mr. Milligan and the best acceptance speech ever.  I am sure even Prince Charles had a giggle when he referred to him (affectionately) as ‘The little groveling bastard’.  This must be the very first and last time that he was called that.   Acceptance speeches can be so boring at times particularly when they are used for political gain.

Opinions differ on whether awards ceremonies should be used as a platform for a celebrity’s political agenda. Possibly the most famous one was when in 1973 Marlon Brando refused his award for ‘The Godfather’ in protest of the treatment of native American Indians by the American film industry.

Sacheen Littlefeather spoke very eloquently on his behalf.   However, she was booed off the stage.   Brando was way ahead of his time in representing people that were marginalized.

https://youtu.be/2QUacU0I4yU

Ricky Gervais has to be the King of presenters at The Oscars.   No one is safe. He roasts everyone regardless of whether they are Hollywood royalty or not.  In the spirit of writing about the Oscars I have penned my acceptance speech for my screen writing Oscar. Here goes

‘I would like to thank my parents who made me. They had a job raising me as I was a cheeky little minx. That dreamcatcher (a salutary nod to the native Indians) I bought has paid huge dividends. I have dreamt of this moment every year since I first watched the Oscars. Thank you all for being my heroines and heroes growing up’.

I will need to pen another one for my best actress award. Just putting it out there.

All the best

Stay fab

Adele

Which Tom Hardy ?

Now, which one would you choose?  I particularly liked him in Peaky Blinders as the semi villain opposite Cillian Murphy.  He is a Legend and a Warrior.   I predict that he will be the next James Bond.  There, I said it.   My crystal ball has been working overtime of late.   It works best when it is shaken and then the visions are stirred….’Shaken, not stirred’…… Many more predictions to come.

His hell raising past is common knowledge and he openly admits that acting helped to save his life.    He has made this powerful video about his recovery where he is so honest and humble.   Even if you didn’t like him before it is hardy not to when you have seen this.

https://youtu.be/psJcbEbxk4c

Apparently, he is a huge dog lover and has been noted to have said that he prefers dogs to humans.  He’s not alone there as I think many people do.  I have decided to give both my dogs second names in his honor.  Buzz shall now be known as Buzz Tom and Finn shall be Finn Hardy. Once I have obtained their consent name tags shall be altered. When I am happy that they have no objections, I will release a statement to the press.

All the best

Stay fab

Adele

 

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