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Early on in Kim’s career she was one of the first reality stars to frequently use social media as a live focus group. Her fans assisted her in making decisions such as what the color of her new perfume bottle should be.

As ‘Keeping up with the Kardashian’s’ is now over Kim is obviously focusing on her own personal brands now which are enormously successful.  Whilst I admire Kim for being the business entrepreneur that she is. I can also identify when she misses the mark.

Case in point being covering her 200k Lamborghini in Skims material to promote her new range of underwear.

As some of her fans (and non-fans also) pointed out, it appeared to be a reckless act of somebody who is unsure of how to spend their wealth.   I can agree and also disagree, after all it is her money and she is perfectly entitled to spend it as she deems fit. I do think that it may not have been the strongest of marketing choices.

Butt (sorry, couldn’t resist) as Leonard Cohen eloquently wrote ‘There is a crack in everything, that is how the light gets through’.  So, Kim is flawed, just like the rest of us mere mortals. And my oh my what a mighty crack she has (not at all sorry about that one).

 

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Adele

This has to be a perfect parody of Kim Kardashian’s arse beautifully portrayed by Dawn French. ( Besides my poem of course). Here it is below- just as a reminder. It is my favorite poem.

This photo is of AJ Rochester in her version of Kim’s famous ‘Break the Internet’ magazine front cover.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2838903/Ajay-Rochester-slips-GARBAGE-BAG-bizarre-parody-Kim-Kardashian-s-famous-shoot.html

 

Kim Kardashian’s Arse

What a sight to behold
She is outrageous, she is bold
She tried to break the Internet
She displayed her finest virtue, took the bet
We all marveled at her rump
I questioned how she took a dump?
The poor girl what must she do ?
When she really needs a poo?
Must take an hour to appear
As it travels out her rear
The mighty chasm it has to negotiate
The porcelain bowl it’s trying to locate
When at last it sees the light
Oh that poor old sorry shite
It must enter the bowl with glee
Then get showered with a wee
Kim’s cleaning saga commences
As the mile of paper dispenses
Can’t leave a trace
As she struggles with the race
She has another hour to clean her rear
To make the skid marks disappear
Mayb she can install an arse  power wash?
Wouldn’t matter how much dosh
As long as her mighty rear was clean
For when a suitor might investigate the scene
Or  for when she next unveils her arse
As surely brown speed stripes would embarrass?
God bless her glorious rear
And her incessant quest for cheer
May her days be filled with glee
But her ass? Please let it be.

 

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Adele

‘I was trying to watch ‘Driving Miss Daisy ‘and ‘Bangkok Chick boys’ came on instead’.  This clip gives me serious giggles.

The first time I saw this episode with Sally Phillips I was in shock.  Once I stopped laughing.  It was her acting.  She didn’t seem like she was acting at all. I was in awe of her skill.

Alan Partridge, or ‘Steve Coogan’ as we know him is always hilarious but Sally Philips was such a lovely surprise.  I would love to know how many takes they had to do to capture this scene.  Even now when I watch it, I still cannot believe that she is acting.

I watched ‘Driving Miss Daisy’ the other week.  It is such a beautiful movie.  It seemed to inform my weekend in a weird way.  Whenever I was out driving everyone was driving at approx. 30mph.   Primarily for the reason that they were behind cyclists and could not overtake them.

I found myself saying ‘ Why I might as well be walking’.  But instead of getting angry I decided to enjoy the coastal view. No resentments for me towards cyclists. No siree. I just hope that those who held up a mile of traffic are still extremely sore from their lyra chaffing in the heat. No siree. No resentments for me.

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Adele

On our last day myself and two friends all witnessed a beautiful brown hair when we looked out of our bedroom windows.  I was staying in a different room which made a lovely coincidence as apparently (according to the owner of the Bed and Breakfast) they are quite rare as they are shy and generally only come out at night.

When I first saw it, I thought that it was a rabbit with unusually long back legs as I am not an expert on the Leporid family which (according to Google) is the name of the family that they are from.

He was bouncing around quite happily and weaving his way around the sheep in the field by our guesthouse before disappearing into another field.  I felt like I was in a scene of ‘Watership Down’. As they say ‘Hare today gone tomorrow’.

I must add that this photo is not an actual photo but he looked very similar.

I initially thought that I should name this blog ‘A Baaad Hare Day’ but then decided to give it a more positive spin.   After swimming my hair did look like I had been dragged through a bush backwards but at this stage I didn’t really care.  The weather cleared up somewhat.   At least to the point where the sky was no longer falling.

We still had three beautiful swims. On one of them I spotted 2 large crabs.  They were beautiful and about the size of a football.  All in all, it was a baaa-ewe tiful Hare Day and I was not crabby at all.

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Adele

The weather on Achill Island whilst we were there was woeful.   This photo of the house with the sky falling on top of it is actually a completely unedited photo.    It looks like my thumb is over the lens but this is how low the sky actually was on this day.   It was both beautiful and fascinating to witness.

The song ‘Skyfall’ by Adele from the Bond movie of the same name was in my mind the whole time. I began to secretly hope that I might witness a Daniel Craig lookalike emerging from the sea but alas this was never to happen.

Here are some other celebs recreating their own Daniel Craig moment for your perusal.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/incoming/gallery/towie-boys-done-daniel-craig-3669824

Keem beach has been voted number 11 in a list of the 50 best beaches in the world in 2019 by the website Big 7 travel. Conde Naste has ranked it at number 3 of the best beaches in the world.  

Achill tourism stated that the drive was not for the ‘faint hearted’.  No shit Sherlock. I have completed 3 static line parachute jumps and I can safely say that this drive was as scary as the last parachute jump. I should have worn brown underwear. I seem to have an irrational fear of heights. Where sometimes I am ok and other times, I am almost paralyzed by fear.   

Thank God the sky was falling down over the mountain as I drove as I was unable to see the sheer drop.

 

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Adele

WPA-Woeful Pun alert. The following content contains sheep puns which the reader may find distressing.

The boot was packed with mostly swimming gear and our excitement was palpable. We drove on our merry way across the beautiful Isle of Ireland to the magnificent Achill Island off the coast of County Mayo.

It is a 4-hour drive, 300 kms to be exact with only 75kms of motorway which came as a surprise to me. As I like driving but I also like the motorway.   Long winding country roads are ok for 20kms or so but 225kms of country roads was not ideal. However, it was worth it. Overall, the drive was not to baaad.

When we arrived, we were greeted on 3 occasions by sheep either crossing the road or gazing at us from the middle of the road as if to say ‘What are you doing on my Island and on my road?’.

I very quickly realized that we needed to adjust our watches from GMT to AST (Achill Sheep Time) which delighted me.  There were baa-ewe-tiful ( beautiful) sheep everywhere.

On one of the days, they raised the baa-r (bar) by simply sitting down in the middle of the road.  I was baa-fled (baffled) but baa-sically (basically) decided to enjoy the mindful moment that I was being given.   We were on our way to buy groceries for a Baarbeque which later was cancelled due to rain.

Later that night I didn’t need to count sheep to go to sleep.    All I had to do was imagine all the lovely ones I had encountered throughout the day.

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Adele

Buzz had hurt his leg 8 months previous and I had to carry him home.  I am still not sure what happened but he was limping very badly.  He is only 8kgs and was still quite heavy to carry all the way home.

Once we were home, I decided to perform Reiki on his leg as I had heard that it can be just as effective in animals as in humans.  I went into YouTube and brushed up on my Animal Reiki skills. And hey presto it worked.

I was thrilled as a visit to the vet was not something I wanted. Although I am very lucky to have the most amazing vets nearby – ‘O Scanaill Vets’.

‘Ace’ was this lovely dog’s name. We both knew that carrying home was not an option.  I asked her if I could perform some Reiki on him and the owner agreed.  I embraced the dog and kept rubbing his leg and whispering  healing affirmations in his ear  He got so excited and almost head butted me three times as his head was almost the size of mine.

And guess what? It worked. He was able to walk home.   The lady and myself exchanged numbers as I wanted to keep checking up on him over the next few days. And I am glad to say that he is perfect. Ace is Ace. I have also made a new friend as she was very kind and understanding about the whole event.

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Adele

Reiki Healing for Dogs

https://youtu.be/a964w2EwMqA

I was walking Buzz & Finn the other day when we got into some bother in my local park. Finn was up to his normal antics running around as though his little ass was on fire.

He particularly enjoys playing with other dogs on leads by running around and teasing them.  I noticed this lady about 100 yards away from me in the middle of another field with a big black dog.   Finn performed his usual stunt and I didn’t pay much attention thereafter.

A few minutes elapsed when I looked over to the lady and she was bent over her dog for a prolonged length of time.    I went over to see if she and the dog were ok.

She was very pleasant but told me that her dog had pulled his leg from trying to play with Finn. He was limping badly and could not walk.    He must have been about 35kgs and was also blind in one eye.  I put Buzz & Finn back on the lead.

I apologized profusely to the lady and said that I would not leave until I knew that he was ok and could walk home.  Although the two of us were at a loss at the time to provide a solution as to how they could get home.

My phone was with me and I asked the lady if there was anyone that I could call that might be able to help us?  At this stage I thought that maybe I could go home and drive my car into the park and up onto the grass.    Although as he was such a big dog it would still have been difficult to get him into my car. Part 2 tomorrow.

I’m off to cut my grass and then give it a good Reiki….

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Adele

I have to admit that following watching a sloth take a gleeful boat ride in the Amazon has been almost tipped by watching these gorillas singing and farting. The fact that it is pure base humor is not lost on me.   After all I am a self-confessed addict of anything lewd, ribald or base in nature. With that in mind I must warn you that the following may be deemed too rude and possibly offensive.  Read on at your peril.

Buzz & Finn fart but there’s are of the SBD variety- silent but deadly.  From experiencing their farts, I have drawn the conclusion that they do not derive much satisfaction from farting.

Unlike the gorilla in this video. They appear to enjoy the gaseous emissions from their collective bottoms. I know that we share 96% of our DNA with gorillas which may explain why both species consider farting a blissful experience.

Maybe the movie ‘Godzilla’ needs to have scene in it where Godzilla farts and completely gases everyone on earth?  It would be both funny and terrifying at the same time.  I know that I would enjoy watching it.

The movie would have the tyrannical monster element as well as the biochemical warfare element.  Perhaps they could also add Godzilla following through and creating a giant Godzilla made brown mountain? Or perhaps I need to stop writing now as I may have taken this notion a little bit too far….

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Adele

What is better than a sloth taking a boat ride? Nothing. Really. In my opinion.

There I was surfing YouTube (as I do on occasion) when along came this video.  I cannot recall if I was feeling particularly despondent at the time but my mood immediately perked up.    Everyone nowadays pontificates re the virtues of mindfulness. At that moment in time, I did not realize that the one thing that would offer me bliss would be watching a sloth on a boat ride running his hand through the river.

I adore sloths. Ever since I watched ‘Ice Age’ I fell in love with them.    ‘Sid the Sloth’ is my kinda guy.  Well intentioned, kind, funny with a smidgen of eccentricity thrown in for good luck.

The fact that the sloth is doing something that a human would do is alarming. But then again lately I seem to be happening upon more and more examples of animals eliciting behavior that was previously only seen in humans.

http://adeleleahy.ie/biologist-nan-hausers-life-was-saved-by-a-humpback-whale-part-1/

All I need now to make my life complete is to see a sloth on the back of a humpback whale with a scuba tank so that he can stay on his back whilst the whale dives beneath the sea. Maybe they can add that into the next Ice Age movie?  I ‘ll email them my suggestion and let you know how I get on.

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Adele